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“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler
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“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley
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“Being this cute must be so freaking ruff.” – Unknown
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“Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.” – Unknown
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“Live. Laugh. Bark.” – Unknown
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“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
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“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras
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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney
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“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.” – George Carlin
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“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” – Jerome K. Jerome
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“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler
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“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” – Kinky Friedman
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“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain
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“You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.” – Jill Abramson
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“Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift
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“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones
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“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”– Orhan Pamuk
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“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.” – Robert Wagner
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“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.” – Unknown
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“The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.” – Robert Falcon Scott
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“Love is a four-legged word.” – Unknown
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“And so, the snuggles and treats begin.” – Unknown